{"product_id":"vintage-lifeguard-is-drunk-again-pool-sign","title":"Vintage \"Lifeguard Is Drunk Again\" Pool Sign – Funny Metal Pool Wall Decor 😂🍻","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph-qzbcQC paragraph-element br-paragraph-space\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"xlxlpa\" data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"181\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"181\"\u003e🏊 Swim at your own risk... the lifeguard is drunk again. 😂🍺\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"181\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/9165\/3953\/files\/1_1_bd279858-0ebb-4a9b-ae18-de7a88e4fd21.gif?v=1782525941\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"477\"\u003eTurn your pool into the neighborhood's favorite hangout with a sign that's guaranteed to get laughs. 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